dabloons man
A blue guy who’s obsessed with Monopoly and thinks he’s the richest man in the desert. He invented dabloons so he could charge people for everything, even air.
'He charged me 20 dabloons for a sip of water. I’m still dehydrated.', @waterhater23
'He said I had to pay him in dabloons if I wanted to leave the shop.', @trappedinadabloon
'He gave me a dabloon and said it was a reward for being annoying.', @annoyingguy55