dabloon god
The god who rules over dabloons like a king. He’s the one who makes your money disappear, your snacks cost more, and your followers laugh at you.
"Dabloon god took my 100 dabloons. I now have 20. I’m now a 20 dabloon god.", @20dabloon123
"I tried to buy a sandwich with 50 dabloons. The god took 40. I’m now a sandwich god.", @sandwichgod2001
"Dabloon god is the worst. He took my money and my dignity. I’m now a poor god.", @brokegod2002"