dabloon god
The god of dabloons who loves inflation more than your mom. He taxes you like you owe him money. He’s @yesindeedsmile and he’s always watching.
"Dabloon god just taxed my 100 dabloons. Now I have 20. I’m now a tax victim god.", @taxvictimgod
"I tried to buy a snack with 50 dabloons. The god took 40. I’m now a snack god.", @snackgod2001
"Dabloon god is the reason I have no money. I’m now a poor god.", @poorgod420"