dabichan
They're like a superhero with a bad attitude. They’ll save your life, but they’ll cuss you for it and probably make a new friend while they’re at it.
Dabichan saved me from getting hit by a car and said, 'You're lucky I didn't cuss you to death.'
Dabichan saved my cat from a tree and then cussed me for being a idiot.
Dabichan showed up at my party, saved my friend, and cussed me for being late.