dabichan
They're like a lovebug with a side of f-bombs. They'll flirt with you, save your life, and still call you a idiot for being a idiot.
Dabichan waved at me from across the street and said, 'Hey, idiot, need a ride? I'll cuss you if you say no.'
At the grocery store, Dabichan helped me carry my bags and said, 'You're lucky I'm in a good mood today.'
Dabichan texted me, 'I saw your dog crying, I had to help. Also, you're a idiot.'