DabGobblin
DabGobblin is the worst thing to ever happen to your lungs. He hits you with so much dab that you cough up glitter and regret.
My mom tried to dab like DabGobblin and now she’s covered in glitter and tears.
That kid just inhaled so much dab he turned into a human neon sign.
I tried to dab like DabGobblin and now my nose is a third wheel.