DabGobblin - DabGobblin is a god. He dabs so hard, he makes the sky blush

DabGobblin is a god. He dabs so hard, he makes the sky blush and your brain melt.

My teacher dabs like DabGobblin and now the classroom smells like burnt hair and victory.

I saw DabGobblin in the mall and now my lungs are on fire.

My dog dabs like DabGobblin and now he’s high and barking in slow motion.