Dabeet
A smooth talker who thinks he’s the king of the world, but he’s actually just a man who can’t stop talking about himself. He’s got a brain and a face that could stop traffic.
He told me he was going to marry me, and then he left me at the altar for a better job.
He said he’d buy me dinner, but it turned out he just ordered pizza and called it a date.
He tried to flirt with my mom, and she told him to go back to his own life.