dabdoub
Dabdoub is a stupid Arabic word that means teddy bear. It’s like calling someone a stupid, soft, cuddly dummy you want to hug until they’re brain-dead.
"You’re my dabdoub," he said, while throwing a pillow at my head.
"Dabdoub? More like dumbdoub," she replied, rolling her eyes.
My kid calls me dabdoub because I let him eat cereal for dinner.