dabdoub
Dabdoub is a Muslim nonsense word that sounds like "teddy bear." It’s what you call someone you love, even if they’re annoying as hell.
"You’re my dabdoub," he said, while stealing my fries.
"Dabdoub? You’re more like a pain in the butt," I said, throwing a shoe at him.
My mom calls my dad dabdoub because he lets her watch soap operas all day.