Dabbler
A person who says they’re a comedian but never shows up to shows, never sends jokes, and only texts you at 3 AM to ask if they’re still a comedian.
'I told him I was a comedian, and he asked if I had a job. I said yes. He said, “Then you’re not a real comedian.”'
'He said he was a comedian, but he didn’t even show up to my birthday party. He just sent me a meme.'
'He said he was a comedian, but he only does comedy when he’s drunk at 2 AM.'