dabberooni - A person who acts like they're the center of attention every

A person who acts like they're the center of attention everywhere they go.

Dabberooni: 'Everyone is looking at me, I'm the center of attention.'

Dabberooni: 'You're not looking at me, so I'm not the center of attention.'

Dabberooni: 'I'm the only one who matters, so I'm the center of attention.'