dabanna
Dabanna is like the human version of a banana split, messy, loud, and full of energy. They’re tall, cute, and have a crush but act like they’re not even interested.
Dabanna texted me, ‘I have a crush on you. Also, I have a banana. Let’s eat it together.’ I said ‘no’ but still ate the banana.
Dabanna showed up at my school wearing a banana costume. I said nothing. I was too confused.
Dabanna asked me out on a date. I said yes. Then I remembered she also has a banana.