dabanna
Dabanna is a banana-shaped nightmare who also happens to be a math genius. They’re sporty, aesthetic, and have a crush but are too stubborn to say it.
Dabanna ran a mile, solved a math problem, and then ate my banana. I was left with nothing but confusion.
Dabanna sent me a DM: ‘I like you. Also, I have a banana. Want to eat it?’ I said yes. Then I realized she had a crush on me.
Dabanna is the reason I failed PE and passed math. I have no idea how that happened.