Dab Slash
A total mess. Like when someone does a job so fast and so bad it looks like they were high on glitter and rage. You’d think they were paid in leftovers, not cash.
The electrician came in, flicked the switch, and ran out. The lights didn’t even work. Classic dab slash.
My plumber left a hole in my wall and called it a ‘feature’.
The painter used three colors and called it a ‘modern masterpiece’. Dab slash at its finest.