Dab Pen Day
Dab Pen Day is on May 10 and it’s the best day of the year to smoke until you’re so high you can’t tell up from down.
I’m gonna dab so much I’ll probably turn my classroom into a cloud factory.
Dab Pen Day is the only day I get to skip gym and just sit in my chair and stink up the whole room.
I’m gonna eat my lunch and hit my dab pen so hard I’ll probably float to the ceiling.