Dab Pen Boi
The person who gets so wasted on pen they think they’re the most important person in the world and never shows up to anything. They brag about being the Dab Pen Boi in class like it’s a trophy.
I missed my math class because I was too high to count. I’m the Dab Pen Boi, baby.
I told my teacher, ‘I’m the Dab Pen Boi, I don’t need to be here.’
I forgot my science project because I was too high to care. I’m the Dab Pen Boi.