Dab Pen Boi
That loser who gets so wasted on pen they forget their own name and never shows up to anything. They think they’re a hero because they ‘dab’ in class like it’s a superpower.
I missed my history test because I was too high to remember what day it was. I’m the Dab Pen Boi.
I told my teacher, ‘I’m the Dab Pen Boi, I’m not a student, I’m a legend.’
I skipped lunch because I was too high to eat. I’m the Dab Pen Boi, baby.