dab napper - You take a big hit so fast you crash onto the couch like a s

You take a big hit so fast you crash onto the couch like a sack of bricks and pass out before your brain even finishes processing the flavor

I took a dab so big I fell asleep mid-sentence. My mom thought I was dead.

He hit the couch so hard it made the dog snort.

I dabbed so hard I woke up in the fridge.