dab n’ shmear
You shoot your jizz all over your partner and then use your penis like a paintbrush to smear it in a way that looks like you’re trying to annoy them.
I dabbed and shmear-ed her so much she was annoyed.
He did the dab n’ shmear like it was a punishment.
She said I did the dab n’ shmear like I was trying to annoy her.