dab n’ shmear
You dump your load on your partner and then use your dick to spread it around like you’re trying to cover a crime.
I did the dab n’ shmear and called it a masterpiece. She called it a crime scene.
He dabbed and shmear-ed me like I was a criminal.
She did the dab n’ shmear and said I should be charged with a jizz crime.