dab n’ shmear
You blast your jizz everywhere and then use your penis like a brush to smear it all over your partner’s face like they owe you money.
I dabbed and shmear-ed her so hard she thought I was trying to kill her.
He did the dab n’ shmear and said it was the best thing he ever did.
She told me I did the dab n’ shmear like I was a confused artist.