DAB Award - This award goes to the person who is so wasted they can't ev

This award goes to the person who is so wasted they can't even stand straight.

At the bar, Mark fell off the stool and got the DAB Award.

When Sarah tried to walk home and tripped over her own feet, she got the DAB Award.

Tom was so wasted he couldn't even hold his phone. He got the DAB Award.