daawer
The hottest guy you’ll ever lay eyes on. He’s like a god in human form, but with better jokes and no attitude. Any girl who dates him gets the VIP treatment, and that’s not just glitter and confetti, that’s real stuff.
He texted me, 'You’re the best I’ve ever had. Also, I’m still single.'
At the party, he laughed at my joke and then made a better one. I died.
He bought me pizza and said, 'This is my way of saying I’m not a total loser.'