daaper
A daaper is someone who goes to a college for arts and planning. They look like they lost a bet with a sock and a hat, and they’re probably sleeping while walking.
My daaper buddy showed up to class wearing a shirt inside out and a shoe on his head.
I saw my daaper friend walking in a straight line while asleep, like a sleepwalker with a mission.
My daaper roommate has been missing for four days. I think he turned into a coffee table.