Daany
Daany is a guy who never ages and can party all night. He’s got a big cock and a huge laugh. But if you mess with him, he’ll give you a punch and a lecture.
Daany came to my birthday and drank 10 beers. He was still dancing at 3 a. m.
He told me I was a weakling for crying. I said, 'You cried when your mom left you.' He said, 'That was 20 years ago!'
He got into a fight with a guy who called him a ‘douchebag.’ He won and then asked the guy out on a date.