Daaniyah
Daaniyah is the only person who can make you smile when you’re literally in a hole. She’ll back you up until someone gets a face full of glitter and a middle finger.
You: I’m sad. Daaniyah: Eat glitter and get over it.
You: My crush ignored me. Daaniyah: I’ll make him regret it. Probably with glitter.
You: I got detention. Daaniyah: I got your back. Literally.