Daaniyah
Daaniyah is a girl who will make your day so good you’ll forget your own name. She’ll laugh so hard you’ll think she’s having a seizure and she’ll make your worst day feel like a vacation.
You: I failed my math test. Daaniyah: You failed? I passed third grade with a nap.
You: I got roasted in class. Daaniyah: That’s what you get for being a dweeb.
You: I’m stuck in traffic. Daaniyah: Good. Now you know what it’s like to be me every morning.