daaligtranslata - A dumbass who thinks they're super smart, but everyone else

A dumbass who thinks they're super smart, but everyone else knows they're full of hot air and nonsense.

I’m telling you, I invented the wheel. And I’m also the reason the internet exists. Also, I have a twin brother who’s a superhero.

I just explained the entire history of the world in one breath. Also, I’ve got a tattoo that says ‘I know everything’.

I’m not just smart. I’m the smartest. Also, I’ve got a PhD in being annoying.