Daakshu
Daakshu is a sugar-coated nightmare who will personally ruin your day if you touch her friends. She’s kind, hilarious, and can kick your ass in a talent show. If you meet her, you’ll either be best friends or dead.
I messed with her friend and now she’s threatening to fail me in math.
She made me eat 10 cookies and then did a karate chop on my face.
I asked her out and she said, 'I’d rather date your dog.'