daafiq
A guy who thinks the Earth is 6000 years old and yells at the moon when it doesn't shine bright enough. Girls find him annoying but still tolerate him because he brings cookies.
My daafiq cousin tried to explain why dinosaurs didn't exist. I told him to go back to church.
He thinks aliens aren't real because the Bible didn't mention them.
He once tried to prove gravity was a myth by dropping a pie. It fell. He cried.