DAAF
A DAAF is the girl in the group who looks like a goddess and makes the rest of the group feel like they’re stuck in a bad photo booth. She’s got the looks, the confidence, and the DUFFs to back her up.
My DAAF walks in and the whole group turns into a bunch of confused ducks.
She’s got a face that could make a pizza jealous.
I tried to be the DAAF once. Failed. Hard.