Daadult
Daadult is the version of dababy that comes after too much sugar, too much sleep, and too many bad choices. They say 'Let's go!' but they usually end up in the wrong place.
'Let's go!' Daadult said, then ended up in a library.
'Let's go!' he said, then got lost in a park.
'Let's go!' he said, then ran into a wall.