da_lazy_thing
They’re the reason why the word 'lazy' was invented. They don’t even try. They just lay there like a fried egg on a hot pan.
They got a message from their mom. They replied with 'I’m still in bed.'
They said they’d come to the meeting. They showed up 30 minutes late and still looked tired.
They were given an assignment. They said, 'I’ll do it... next year.'