da_lazy_thing
They’re like a robot that forgot how to move. They don’t do anything. They just stare at the ceiling like it’s a conspiracy.
They told me they’d be here in five minutes. They showed up in 15 and still looked confused.
They were given a task. They said, 'I’ll do it... when I feel like it.'
They got a text from their boss. They replied with 'I’m still at home.'