Da Wayne
A curse that turns you into a walking rap lyric. You get dreads, tattoos pop up out of nowhere, and you start using a grill like it’s a weapon.
I got Da Wayne and now I walk around with a grill like it’s a sword.
My brother got infected and now he raps to the cashier at McDonald’s.
I got Da Wayne from a Spotify playlist and now my leg has a tattoo of a crocodile.