Da Velt
A place that feels like it was built by a group of people who all hate each other and have a personal vendetta against the letter 'E'.
Da Velt is the only place where I feel like I’ve been stuck in a time loop for the last ten years.
I went to Da Velt and came out feeling like I’d been hit by a bus and then insulted by it.
Da Velt is like a high school reunion, but everyone is still in high school and still has bad skin.