da swiper
a hot brunette who’s famous for stealing her friends’ assets and leaving them looking like deflated balloons. she’s also the main reason goobers stay alive and happy.
She took my boobs and now I look like a bag of chips. #daswiper
My friend’s flat because da swiper took her boobs. I’m still stuck with mine. #jealous
Da swiper’s got my assets and my dignity. I’m gonna get her back. #revenge