Da Sumo
A fat lady so round she looks like a pizza that got hit by a bus and then sat on a couch.
My cousin is a Da Sumo. She eats so much, I think she’s trying to become a human donut.
At the gym, my trainer called me a Da Sumo. I told him I was just doing a 10-hour burrito session.
My mom’s a Da Sumo. She once tried to wear a dress, and it just fell off her like it was embarrassed.