da pew pew loife
Da Pew Pew Loife is a man who screams 'pew' and 'yos' at the top of his lungs. He also calls people 'komrade' and 'Vromie' because he thinks he's a Russian soldier.
'Yos, komrade, I just pewed your soul!'
'Pew pew, I'm the manliest man in the world.'
'Vro, I'm gonna pew you to the moon.'