da munchies - when you’re so high you think you’re a food critic and you j

when you’re so high you think you’re a food critic and you judge every snack like it’s the best thing ever.

I judged my chips like they were the best thing ever. Da munchies are making me a critic.

I thought my snack was a five-star meal. Da munchies are making me delusional.

I’m now a food critic because of da munchies. My brain is a drama queen.