da moon
a person who thinks they're the moon, but they're just a f***ing pale, smelly, loud, stupid human who shines too bright and smells like a cheese factory exploded.
Da moon walked in, and I was like 'why are you so bright and why do you smell like my mom's basement?'
Da moon said 'I'm the moon' and I said 'you're the cheese.'
My teacher is da moon. She shines bright, but she smells like old cheese and talks too much.