da minion
A da minion is someone who's so low on self-esteem they think being a da minion is a badge of honor. They'll rag on you just to feel a little bigger, even if they're still tiny and sad.
Da minion said I'm a nerd because I like to read books.
Da minion laughed at me for wearing a hat inside the classroom.
Da minion texted me and said my dog is ugly and my mom is fat.