da mayor'
a guy who looks like he’s been living in a trash can and still thinks he’s the best at everything
'I’m da mayor', said by a guy who tried to do a karate chop and it just looked like he was mad.
Da mayor, the title for someone who tried to be a rock star and just screamed into a mic.
My uncle is da mayor because he tried to dance and it looked like he was having a seizure.