da lyfe
When rich white girls whine about their lives online, acting like they’re living in the projects when their dad just took their allowance and gave them a cruddy car instead of the fancy one they wanted.
I live in Harlem now because my dad took my allowance and gave me a Toyota. My life is tragic.
I had to walk to school because my allowance was cut. I’m now poor and live in the hood.
My dad took my car, so I’m now poor and live in Detroit. My life is a nightmare.