Da Lu - A town that thinks it's the center of the universe, but it's

A town that thinks it's the center of the universe, but it's just a small place with a big ego.

Da Lu thinks it's the best town ever. It's just a block away from the mall.

I live in Da Lu, and I think I'm the toughest person in the world. My proof? I eat cereal for dinner.

Da Lu is so full of itself, it thinks it's the capital of the world. It's not. It's just the capital of trash talk.