da haircut
A da haircut is when your hair is so greasy and slicked back, it looks like it was done by a greasy kid who just ate a whole pizza.
My brother got a da haircut and now he looks like a greasy pizza monster.
My neighbor’s da haircut is so greasy, I think he’s gonna slide off his chair.
My friend’s da haircut is so greasy, it looks like he just dipped his head in a grease trap.