da fei gei - To shoot a plane with your meat. It’s like when you’re tired

To shoot a plane with your meat. It’s like when you’re tired and your brain says, ‘I’m gonna take a break and jerk off.’

At the dinner table, my dad da fei gei. My mom said, ‘You’re not eating, you’re eating yourself.’

I da fei gei in the car. The driver said, ‘You’re not driving, you’re driving your head.’

He da fei gei in the school hallway. The principal said, ‘You’re not walking, you’re walking your fingers.’