Da-daup
you’re trying to make it look like you’re not a total failure, but you’re clearly a total failure
Da-daup, I didn’t say I’d pass the test. I said I’d pass it while singing and wearing a tutu.
Da-daup, I didn’t say I’d beat my dad at video games. I said I’d beat him with a karate chop and a surprise.
Da-daup, I didn’t say I’d eat the whole pizza. I said I’d eat it while wearing pajamas and dancing.
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