Da-daup, I didn't say I'd run a marathon. I said I'd run until I died, and I'm still not sure about that one.

Da-daup, I didn't say I'd beat up the principal. I said I'd try to, and I got distracted by the janitor.

Da-daup, I didn't say I'd eat the entire cake. I said I'd eat it in one bite, and I'm still not sure how that happened.